Contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title Page
  3. About the Author
  4. Dedication
  5. Foreword by Emma Watson
  6. 1: Undesirable No. 1 or Draco’s First Scrape with the Law
  7. 2: My Muggle Family or Runt of the Pack
  8. 3: Early Auditions or Mother Goose!
  9. 4: The Magic in the Making or James Blond and the Ginger Whisker
  10. 5: My Brothers Are Already Sick of It or Projectiles at the Premiere
  11. 6: Anna and the King or Clarice and Hannibal
  12. 7: The Potter Auditions or When Draco Met Hermione
  13. 8: The Table Read or Kiss Kiss Kiss on the Bum
  14. 9: Draco and Darwin or How Malfoy Got His Sneer
  15. 10: Undesirable No. 1 (Part 2) or Gregory Goyle and the Exploding Hot Chocolate
  16. 11: A Day on Set or Severus Snape’s Sausage Sandwich
  17. 12: Fans or How (Not) to Be a Real Dick
  18. 13: How to Fly a Broomstick or The Wasps and the Wimp
  19. 14: The Best of Both Worlds or Broomstick Prick
  20. 15: Transfiguration Troubles or Maggie and the Millipede
  21. 16: Dramione or The Chicken and the Duck
  22. 17: The Weaslebees at Work or Golfing with Gryffindorks
  23. 18: Draco and Harry or Two Sides of the Same Coin
  24. 19: A Bop on the Nose or Crabbe, Hagrid and the Spooky Rubber Tom
  25. 20: A Kind Word from Dumbledore or A Breath of Fresh Air
  26. 21: Alan Rickman’s Earlobes or Don’t Tread on My F*cking Cloak!
  27. 22: Undesirable No. 1 (Part 3) or The World’s Best/Worst Chaperone
  28. 23: Malfoy’s Manner or A Hug from Voldy
  29. 24: All Things Must Pass or The Girl from the Great Hall
  30. 25: Beyond the Wand or Lonely in La-La Land
  31. 26: The Ballad of Barney’s Beanery or If I Were a Rich Man
  32. 27: Time Well Spent or Versions of Myself
  33. Images
  34. Afterword
  35. Acknowledgements
  36. Copyright
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  2. Frontmatter
  3. Contents
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